Viper
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The ever entertaining Jokes threadPlease no knock knock jokes 
What do you call a wig on the floor?
Off it's head
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Symon
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Well hmmm dont think i could post of the jokes i have on my forum 
But here is a clean one
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
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Viper
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EDITED Incase it caused offense <viper>
What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision?
"Good-eye deer"
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Symon
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Here's a bit of a contoversial one:
Wouldnt last 5 seconds on my site
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Viper
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Should have thought twice  Sorry
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Symon
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One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."
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Viper
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Call me stupid, but I don't get that 
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Symon
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| Viper wrote: | | Call me stupid, but I don't get that |
He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."
So by saying that it means it isnt her which means she has slept with him
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Viper
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| symon wrote: | | Viper wrote: | | Call me stupid, but I don't get that |
He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."
So by saying that it means it isnt her which means she has slept with him |
But it never said that she works there too
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Symon
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| Viper wrote: | | symon wrote: | | Viper wrote: | | Call me stupid, but I don't get that |
He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."
So by saying that it means it isnt her which means she has slept with him |
But it never said that she works there too |
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
She didnt work there she lived there he was the manager of the apartmants in other words he was the manager of the block of flats where they lived 
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Viper
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| symon wrote: | One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
She didnt work there she lived there he was the manager of the apartmants in other words he was the manager of the block of flats where they lived |
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ms moon
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I got it sy 
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Symon
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I bet you did but i wont tell
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